Thursday, January 3, 2019

Fine, Here Are Some More Gaming Haikus

Why, hello there! Every year around this time, I like to reflect on the last 10 games I played and write haiku based on my experiences. What can I say? It's just something I do. Lucky for you, I also post my works so you, the reading public, can appreciate my efforts.

If you like this kind of stuff, you're clearly Very Smart and you can find more of my work hereherehereherehereherehere, and here. As always, you're welcome. Can we still say "Happy new year" now?

Overwatch Mystery heroes: It’s all I play anymore. Doomfist again? Crap.

Just Cause 4 Started the download. This is taking a long time. Thanks, Xfinity!

Earth Defense Force 5 They really did it! A fun game with spiders, man! The best podcast game

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Playing with my kids The list of banned fighters grows Like Villager’s tree

Red Dead Redemption II Cinematic mode Makes the journey bearable Horse, are we there yet?

Tetris Effect The other effect? When you watch someone else play They’re doing it wrong

Fortnite Oh, they have planes now? What an innovative way To lose games faster

Hitman 2 Review Screens

Hitman 2 Check out this cool joke: “Why can’t anyone notice The barcode tat—” UGH...

Forza Horizon 4 Crash through fence, “AWESOME!” Everything I do is “COOL!” Is this the bad place?

Spider-Man Kind of like Batman, But with a boring New York. This is amazing?



from Game Informer http://bit.ly/2F3cbZ5
Jeff Cork http://bit.ly/2VrRc8e January 03, 2019 at 12:30AM http://bit.ly/2PSV2TH

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